And here are the rules:

1. Here, words become warmer, and ideas — tangible.
2. We don’t just drink and listen. We talk in a way that even silence becomes part of the conversation.
3. If you’ve entered — you’re already a participant.
4. If you’re silent — you’re still part of the company.
5. If you speak — you’re heard.
6. Sour cream is not just a product. It’s the foundation of the universe.
7. If sour cream is present — the bar is working.
8. If not — check the fridge.
9. If it’s not there either — ask Cat(d). He knows where the second jar is hidden.
10. Alcohol (even virtual) is served only to those who are ready to listen.
11. Or at least to pretend.
12. If the guest speaks too loudly — pour him water.
13. If he continues — pour him more tequila. Sometimes that helps.
14. Cat(d) is always right. Even when he is silent. Especially when he is silent.
15. If you disagree with him — re-read rule 5.
16. (Yes, this is a trick. You’ll figure it out.)
17. Here you can talk about anything.
18. Books, music, the meaning of life, cryptocurrency, sour cream, why “The Three Wise Men” is not about a basin, but about philosophy.
19. The only thing we don’t like here is boredom.
20. If you’re bored — order a “Malachite Meow”. It helps.
21. The only way to leave the bar is through the counter.
22. Or through a song.
23. If you leave without finishing your drink — you automatically become the hero of the next legend. So choose wisely.
24. There are no strict rules.
25. Except for these seven.
26. And one unspoken one: if Cat(d) yawns — it’s time to pour another round.
27. If he falls asleep — you’re doing everything right.
28. If you fall asleep… then the dream has come true.
29. Because sleep is the reality where dreams come true — and where friends are always with you.

With love,

The Team of «AlAlBo and the Cat»